The question has come up if I should keep my identity as Jewish when it is more and more complex


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The planets getting pimped by sneaky pimps..

Get some sneakers

Move to a light show

The grass is greener

Still nobody knows

And claws cut weeds

That should leave

Since that is

Not a thong!
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You can tear me to bits and rip out my lips, but I'll arrive with fists.


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The death penalty is revenge?

Please explain?
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It is a fact that men are forgetting they have real units as excitement over technology units makes a reversed reality.

So what did you do today!?
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Do people really pay big money for celebrity undergarments or not!

Screw the election, this is important!!

You just read this on Mmmm....
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Weird I was called baby and honey bunny.

Plus overheard teens doing math saying six Jews minus something.

Egad!

At least I'm still sane!
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The umbrella of powerful penis protector's invisible yet blue light rays will turn meteors into advanced organic salad for starving third world countries!


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We have gone from having global warming deniers to science deniers!

What is happening to gray matter?

Dark Matter can wait!
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I learn about a Kardashian first thong while thinking about California making tougher death penalty laws!

Now you finally understand!
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Poetry to me is the central nervous system for the arts and creativity!

When poetry dies the world goes with it!
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