Best Nekfest ever'

I am your working writer
Working at keeping

You happier

So be a tad jerky

But don't be a jerk

Be loving

But don't go bezerk

On Bezerkely

Now good life can be freeing

So life can be silly

And lets all be silly sometimes

We all are winner

And not racking up debt

So that is great

Great

With ice cream and pizza

And staying up awfully late

We can be friends then

Be pen pals and hens

Give the blue light
Mine will be green

There is some hottie

Waiting for me

Not a coy fish

But my dream

And my wish!
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Alice destroys:

First she blows up a pumpkin 

And then breaks all your furniture 

And graffities your bathroom😁
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The Kim Kardashian Star constalation needs to exist in the night sky, perhaps some astronomers can go find!


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How do I keep staying young when that makes no sense?

I ask myself that a lot.  In fact once I believed I was two years younger then my actual age until someone corrected me.  Hey I have no clue why.
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Read about the Roman Imperial Army and prepare to vomit everywhere 😳


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We wish you a merry Christmas

May both your buns be cold

May your house remain forever

And water to plant death to life

For freedom to ring

For freedom across the sky

To by mine

Love of my life

Where dreams can fly

Oh!  I wish you a merry Christmas

I love you and you all sillies

Even falling hard and rising

Then falling

I wish you the best of things😍
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Ulysses and Finnagans Wake are probably the best poetic works in the last 100 years and Doctor Suees!

Do you hear a who?

James Joyce silly!

Henry James no more!

Dickens just got floored!

Let Mary Oliver into you Heart!

And grab yourself some Mad Magazines!


Life is good if you want it too

We are all puppies in love

Rolling on the red rug

During tea time!
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Time to share this:

poetry was often better before the 20th century and you have been living in a kind of dark ages.
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Suddenly there she was

Eating cake and having it too

What else grows from honey

To jugle forever systems also

Both tits rotating crystal balls

Fathom the long hallways yes

Endless toys for mindlessness

The screams cross currents no

Heads rolling like bowling

Balls tossed around

Eyes covered

Sad.
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So what did Alice Destroy?

She smashed her chocolates

Then broke some kit Kat bars

And stomped on some green

Jelly


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So falls the hungry ones

As so fat they fell

Big meaty and hungry

Toppling as if hit with ick

Now it is a wasteland of

Hard to get completely

So there are many hands

The man the boat freely

With their favorite goat

Because goat is happy!😄
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Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!