So Mark say something smart!😳

I feel a bit put on the spot here, just a crazy kind of country, but no place like it.  Yea it is America, n way around that😜  yea I love as long as it does not include too much cheese.  But we could cause a good cheese mutation I am sure😜 so bungling around half awake till a wall, so awesome, almost wet my pants😜
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I know you want very unusually sexy eyebrows..

You have come to the right person

With artful mastery you too can

Be the envy of your social media

Group

All eyes will be on them

You can wiggle them

And envy will be yours!

All yours!
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My pillows are exact duplicates...

Or are they?

Upon close inspection of the pair

One is a different size than the other!

I have tricked you!

Now you go home and cry!

Upon waking on you pillow

You want vengeance

And declare a pillow fight!

So begins the PILLOW WAR!
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When in doubt get a lot of shit done and at the end of the day all will be well.


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With no obvious reason interstellar vaginal waves bombarded half the earth's surface causing minor earth quakes and tremors.

Some men reported having erections, otherwise no harm was done.  
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AliceDestroys has began.

This should get very Epic like a female Achilles on a rampage!!!
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California traffic up to 42.5 percent of totall traffic.

WOW
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At the bookstore exciting clues that my blogging may be influencing the blogosphere and maybe boobsphere!

And bringing dooshbags closer to Shakespeare!
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On the origins of human beings.

The term cave man also means cave dwellers.  The question of early humans living in some peaceful golden age, no, violence was worse, not better.

Why were early humans cave dwellers.

People could not make fire so there was safety there.  Also we like sunlight but in some parts of the earth only so much sun was desired because of our sensitive skin which could easily get melanoma.

A driver of human ambition was being lower in some respects to some other animals and the invention of clothing was a rather big development in human evolution and still is.  Try going out naked today and you will run into trouble very fast.  Be a sharp dresser and maybe evolve faster?



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When did people learn to creep around like mutated sheep?


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How to move?

Move well do nice perform tiger

Mouth to mouth

As the sea weeps in your dream clock

I saw her on a wave

Her mouth wide open

Right here she blasted invisible lines

Shaksphere was citing lines

A banana cream pie lands

On the land of your face

Tasty Mmmm

Yummy!

😍
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Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!