Expressions for the same thing.....

We became a kelp forest

Sun flirted in curls around

The dreams were taking us somewhere

As an Apple dances above

We hold the meaning in dances

The way feet can touch

As in a moment we remember

The village of kelp

How we ran to fast

How things evolve

And continue to

.....we can try

....we can do

....I would.
I live with grace

I am an ethical person

I have realistic expectations

I don't let creeps into my life

I dream about a better world

I have much to give

I have a great sense of humor

My world keeps getting better all the time

I am proud of all I've done

I am sure I have brought happiness to the universe

I don't expect a lot from others

I live each day as if it were it's own

The future interests me

The past fascinates me

I believe there is a loving and caring God

 

I could warm Iceland up with my ratings.

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The mornng Comets

Speak of love spirits

And marching bears

That live to give

It is a sweet parade

For

All living beings

Open up your mind

You silly people

Go low

Go high

Give the bear life a try

All is right

Dancing at noon

Everyday.

So I got the news

Unforgiving wrath leaving ashes in wake of destructiveness blood splattering game playing reverse sexist evil duck.

Setting: Inside a dark, echoing bathroom plumbing line, right before a major flushing event.Urine: (Splashing aggressively against the ceramic walls) Look at you, slacking off as usual! I’m in and out of here six times a day, keeping this body filtered and clean. You show up once—maybe twice if the human had a fiber bar—and expect a standing ovation. You're slow, you're heavy, and you take forever to get ready!Poop: (Thudding heavily into the water, sending up a massive splash) Slow? It’s called craftsmanship, you watery amateur! You’re just 95% water and a little bit of leftover urea. You require zero effort. I am the grand finale of a 24-hour digestive masterpiece! I represent the steak, the potatoes, the complex carbohydrates! I have structure. I have presence.Urine: Presence? You mean odor! You completely ruin the atmosphere the second you walk into the room. People have to light matches and turn on exhaust fans just to survive your presence. When I arrive, it’s a quick, polite zip and a wash of the hands. I am civilized.Poop: Oh, don't act so pure. You turn bright neon yellow if the human takes a single multivitamin! And let's talk about urgency—you make the human panic and run like a maniac just because a movie ran over two hours. I have discipline. I give a polite, rumbling warning hours in advance.Urine: (Steaming slightly) I am the frontline defense of the kidneys! Without me, the system shuts down from toxic buildup in days. You're just the stuff the body couldn't even use. You're literally the leftovers!Poop: Leftovers? I am the ultimate metric of gut health! Doctors study my shape, my color, and my consistency on a chart like it's fine art. No one is out here making a "Bristol Stool Chart" for your boring splash patterns.The Toilet Handle: (CLANK)Urine: (Swirling rapidly in circles) Uh oh. Here comes the swirl!Poop: (Sinking into the vortex) See you in the septic tank, water-boy!