It is clear to me

We need to let cows roam through the city and make luxurious cow patties.

In some weird way I've been into math recently.

I think I have found myself counting thing more than any time in tiny adult life.  The city I am living in is becoming some form of numbers game probably in an attempt to to create order in a very diverse and hard to predict environment.  I'm learning a lot but mainly why children are so grateful that cartoons were invented.

When people start gossiping about the sex life of cats and dog then I will know how bonkers things have finally gotten.

WE ALL NEED TO KNOW IF YOUR CAT IS INDEED TURNING GAY AND IF YOUR DOG HAS BEEN TOUCHING HIMSELF AGAIN!  You can't ever be sure what animal is doing it.