Amazing!

Never mess with a Jewish Poet!

And this led to great friends here.

You might find Israel upsetting but: Since Operation "Lion's Roar," we have eliminated approximately 2,500 Hezbollah terrorists. During the ceasefire alone, 700 Hezbollah terrorists were eliminated—more terrorists than were eliminated throughout the entire Second Lebanon War. Our forces are completing the destruction of terror infrastructures adjacent to our communities. Large IDF forces are operating deep in the territory, seizing controlling areas and fortifying the security zone. In Beirut, we thwarted the commander of the Radwan Force. We are leading a massive national effort to advance solutions against explosive drones. Against Hezbollah, we do not stop fighting for a moment, and there's more to come—until ensuring the full security of Israel's citizens.

This is not the center of the universe dudes.

Is this the future of not to be? You decide!!

Donald donned his neon vest,To prove he was the absolute best.He climbed aboard a garbage truck,And yelled, "The media has run out of luck!"With a mighty heave and a mighty ho,He found his favorite late-night foe.He grabbed Colbert right by the vest,And put his throwing arm to the test.Clang! went the lid of the dumpster bin,As Donald flashed a triumphant grin.Stephen vanished into the heap,While the internet started to weep.Then the speakers began to play,The rhythmic chords of the YMCA.Donald danced a joyful jig,In a safety vest that was way too big.From Wisconsin trucks to AI clips,Trash talk flows from presidential lips.Taking out the literal trash,In a wild political bash.