IF MY IMPERFECTIONS BOTHER YOU PERHAPS YOU HAVEN'T MET MY CAT.

I AM ALWAYS EXCITED AND MY ROOSTER KEEPS RUNNING AWAY.

WHEN YOU MUST FART IN ORDER TO BE PROUD YOU KNOW YOU HAVE LOST SOMETHING.

IT TURNS OUT THE SECRET CODE IS STILL LOVE.

AS I WALKED THROUGH FIRE, BURST THROUGH DOORS, YOU FAILED TO NOTICE.

HONESTY IS MY FAVORITE TRAIT.

BEING CRUEL IS NEVER COOL.

EVEN IF YOU ARE GOOD AT POSTURING FOR POPULARITY, YOU ARE STILL A BAD ACTOR.

I FIGURE YOU WERE NEVER INTERESTED IN MY PEANUTS.

IF YOU LOSE HOPE MY CHEESE WE WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE.

IN A WORLD OF FAILED ANTISEMITES TRY REAL CALIFORNIA CHEESES.