Social media and soda pop are basically the same thing.

If a man offers you his nipples don't take them.

You can't find to force in a blockhead or a block of cheese.

Again, you have mistaken me for a farm animal.

I have been on top of the mountain, I am well grounded, I am love, who are you?

You are more than your genital awareness.

She looked deep into my eyes and told me I am a hole in one.

I have never given you anything and that is why I expect nothing.

After thinking about me for a while she began to burp.

Stop eating that cheese and just be real with me.

When things get to heavy its time to dump the cheese.