I can assure you that Jews will only make things better, and that's a lot!

Wrinkles are good because they tell a story.

Why were people wanting apologies for doing beautiful things. Are these people sick?

After perceiving his lips, she began to notice his hands and then his fancy hat.

Some ideas, like some truths, can not be slaughtered.

The problem with stupidity is it acts like a virus, and often causes STD's.

The great thing about Israel is that it sticks it's big tongue out to the haters of the world.

If you hold onto someone too tight you might kill them.

Never depend on just one cheese, and add fruit to everything.

I don't come up with many ideas, because I am waiting for the big ones.