The problem with stupidity is it acts like a virus, and often causes STD's.

The great thing about Israel is that it sticks it's big tongue out to the haters of the world.

If you hold onto someone too tight you might kill them.

Never depend on just one cheese, and add fruit to everything.

I don't come up with many ideas, because I am waiting for the big ones.

You can't lose weight by eating up lies.

Every writer is also good with an eraser.

Being a great person never required a sex change.

Just because you wear a cowbell doesn't mean the cows are your friends.

Those who smell just right were never there to begin with. Try God.

Finding nothing is a sign that you are looking beyond you navel.