IF I DO EVERYTHING I CAN AND ITS NOT ENOUGH WHAT CAN I DO? MAINLY BE FUNNY AND THE REST WILL WORK.

THERE ARE MANY THINGS THAT CAN'T BE EXPLAINED ESPECIALLY HUMAN INSECURITY.

IT ALL COMES DOWN TO CHICKEN FAT AT DUSK.

IF YOU ARE DEMANDING PERFECTION FROM PEOPLE TRY A STATUE GARDEN.

IN MY UNIVERSE 1+1 DOES NOT EQUAL 2, IT EQUALS 1+1

INSTEAD OF SLAPPING TRY CLAPPING. IT SAVES TIME.

WHEN PEOPLE STOP INNOVATIING ITS DUE TO NEW DESTRUCTIVE TENDENCIES.

DON'T JUST SEIZE THE MOMENT, EAT IT.

SHE WANTED A HANSOME HANDYMAN.

GET RICH AND INFLUENCE PUPPIES TO ROLL OVER.