I LEFT YOU MY FART BLASTER DEMON, I HOPE HE LOVES YOU BACK.

CHEESY WHEN WET.

THANKS TO THOR I'M NO LONGER YOURS.

WHAT IF YOUR BLEEDING HEART, WELL INTENTIONED, MORALLY ENLIGHTENED LIBERAL, DID NOTHING BUT YOGA?

THE MOVIE WAS CALLED ASS, AND THAT ALL IT HAD, TWO HOURS OF FARTING.

CHESTY CHAD IS BACK AND WANTS MORE.

NEVER DATE A MAN CALLED: MAGIC CRAZY WAYS.

LOVE ME OR HATE ME, I AM THE FUTURE, AND YOUR OBSESSION.

THEY CAN CALL ME MAD, BUT THEY ARE THE TRUE MORANS.

NEVER UTTER: PLEASE COME TO ME TWEAKER.

I DECIDED TO PUT MY BODY INTO THE IDIOT POSITION, AND I LIKED IT!