It is with great timing that I entered the common street of copper. And walked through it I came to a gate where a man waited for me. He was much older than myself and in a civil war uniform. He told me to sit down and eat some of his bread and write a poem . This is what it said:

Most of the people who make someone relevant are the people who would turn you into an idiot.

When someone is being too nice it's a strong clue you are being fooled by someone who isn't.

Never throw out creepy people, save them for later.

Nobody is charming and ignorant at the same time.

A textbook is a thing designed to hit you in the head.

One of the symptoms of a creative person is the terrible desire to create.

If we all began as eggs we should try to evolve a bit.

Since she was dead, I couldn't understand why she wanted my body. Perhaps I am that sexy.

Men might shy away from romance, but as a writer it is better not to.

I like to fly, but prefer boats, trains, and my imagination.