If we all began as eggs we should try to evolve a bit.

Since she was dead, I couldn't understand why she wanted my body. Perhaps I am that sexy.

Men might shy away from romance, but as a writer it is better not to.

I like to fly, but prefer boats, trains, and my imagination.

She accused me of being a player, and I responded: Yea I do, when I play bingo.

Since we last checked there are no dictators with big dicks. You were lied to.

I found her eyeball on my shoulder, and she said she would have her eye on me, I should have known.

Having great accomplished family members offers no evidence to yourself.

Those who can't get bored with math haven't lived.

You will have real problems when your butt cheeks freeze together.

Being an ape man has its advantages.