I like to fly, but prefer boats, trains, and my imagination.

She accused me of being a player, and I responded: Yea I do, when I play bingo.

Since we last checked there are no dictators with big dicks. You were lied to.

I found her eyeball on my shoulder, and she said she would have her eye on me, I should have known.

Having great accomplished family members offers no evidence to yourself.

Those who can't get bored with math haven't lived.

You will have real problems when your butt cheeks freeze together.

Being an ape man has its advantages.

Giants rarely have small egos.

Instead of me, she longed for American Cheese.

It isn't nudity that causes people to become pregnant.

My North Star is still shining.