It isn't nudity that causes people to become pregnant.

Those that make art don't care about anything but the art, but those who only care about themselves within the art are only phonies.

From stop and go, came two nipples, both designed for perfect confusion, and perfect torment.

My first wife was a tweaker, my second wife was her mother, it's all downhill from here.

When in doubt chase rainbows.

If you love me, then you hate yourself.

She never got her man, but she ran off with his tuba.

The strait hormones just opened.

I could handle the love bombs, but not the flamethrower.

Big balls is still waiting for his coconuts.

After she showed me her 1,000 selfies I got a divorce.

My North Star is still shining.