Never marry, it's a sign of misery, because misery loves company.

Those who fail to eat lots of ice cream are the world's ultimate losers.

She came out of the void and that is why she is gone.

Rebels always learn that their mother was right.

I took out my hose because she was built like a fire engine.

Those penis zombie friends will never wait for you.

You can live a long time and never long for time.

So many books, so few flame throwers.

Weak people are those who stomp on ants.

Drummers are the nicest people.

She thanked my love, for it gave her the best eyes.