Do not wander around aimlessly when you could simply grab a pen and paper.

The man of your dreams just vomited on your cat. What do you do?

If dogs keep humping your leg perhaps they are trying to tell you something.

With a great chest comes great responsibilities.

It turns out that i am the glitch in the Matrix.

People who throw shit have very dirty hands.

If I can't eat it, it wasn't meant to be.

Women that don't have turbo are no good.

I have never met a yodeler that I didn't like.

Lunatics are just people you haven't met yet.