Borderline personality gal to marry Borderline idiot, and buy chainsaws.

Iran's supreme leader, to become Iran's best goat and lamb supreme burger.

Dream on radical liberals, you can never Un-Jew me and hook me up with a Trans. It won't happen.

New dating app called (weirdo alert) can work in both directions.

The movie company was trying to figure out what kind of ego maniac to play first.

She quite her career in order to work on her nose job.

She wanted tall, dark and handsome, but instead she got tall, large and creepy.

With a unibrow like hers, who needed eye brows, hell, who even needs eyes!

She could get anything she wanted, but not her man, because her man was always playing with power tools.

Newscaster sparks fury and burns down man's wig to expose his freaky bald head, which then unleashes terror and thunder.

Dem protestor (now out in large numbers) sparked into rage over newly erected Trump Towers! Promises pyramid revolution and down with fake rainbow imaginings!