I had to admit her butt was getting bigger, while my thing was getting smaller, from my polar bear swims.

She was incredibly beautiful and visited by many who would be her bride, while them men were left out in the cold with popsicles.

It turns out that I AM THE LEAST BALD MAN POSSIBLE. And on this brave journey to nowhere that means something. And the frozen wasteland is boring.

🔴 Australia has become the first country in the world to ban social media use for children under the age of 16.