I went to the bar all alone and that is where I her, the large jelly donut. Puff Buddy Herself. Ready for a new life full of adventures!

We were nerds once, so fine and skillful, nerds with secret superpowers, living on Mountain Dew, living to geek out, and now we are being killed by tech. What a joke.

This is how she won my heart!

Caught in the crossfire?

People will eat the most yummy food that keeps them young and beautiful and gives them great luck. We are designed this way, and there is no going back.

Can you feel the love tonight!

I swam in my bath tub of tears, as the light shot from the mirror, and the foam grew with the little fishes.

I had no idea she carried glue stick.

I simply couldn't wait, so I married her dog.