Old men with elongated foreheads and phds tell you what you need all the time!

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If you can't love me then it's time to leave me, and that cat is waiting for you anyway.

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The aliens we keep seeing are basically jelly fish from another dimension via worm hole.

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Not only was she incredibly beautiful, but she was also as fragile and as sensitive as a soap bubble.