Next time someone calls you stupid don't get upset, just run around in circles and try it out.

We have the technology and the smart geeks to do it! Make the automatic butt kicker now!

Are you strong, tall and stupid? Then I love you.

Come to the park and I will feed you explosive rock candy.

If you can't see in front of your nose it's because your eyes are always crossed.

In the Tranquility Park human's caught trampling on other humans while some geese watched nearby.

Morons are just people you haven't danced with yet.

After thinking deeply about his navel, he began pondering the history of his elbows.

If you wake up with a duck beak it due to your evil ways.

Zingo is the ultimate Zionist capable of distracting people into deep conspiracy and justice seeking. Zingo for Dictator of the World! Vote Now!

Groping a tree doesn't make them perverts.