USUALLY WHEN I HAVE A STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS PEOPLE GET WET.

They want me to move to Ukraine but there very little left of it.

WOMEN ARE DRAWN TO MY BELT BUCKLE.

I PANICED WHEN I DISCOVERED THAT SNOW WHITE WAS AN ARTIST.

ON THE CROWDED BUS SHE YELLED: HEY! GET YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY BUTT IM TRYING TO DOOM SCROLL!

GAY ANTIFA HELL BALOONS FOR SALE!

IDIOTS TO FIND MEANING IN NEW GLUE GUNS THAT SMELL WONDERFUL.

She married herself a dork and then played with it inside a time machine.