He even pardoned my favorite underwear.

With extra rage the libs shot snot out of their noses and grunted.

After a week or so the man who couldn't stand the heat finally got out of the fire.

Man has a crab circus in his pants ready for big shows.

Legacy herd media to show up with hot mikes to stampede.

You may love abusing power and many people do, and I like honey nut cheerios and don't shove them up my nose just because I can, and just because you can doesn't mean you should. EAT HONEY NUT CHEERIOS!

Not only was he a nice man, but he has sensitive and delicate cheese.

For every lollypop sucked I will offer prize money. You will become rich and buy the most expensive ox.

Robbed by someone with a mask on, this time give them a new mask, and face paint to go with it. Show your love of the other and perhaps give love not money.

Epic!