The hot dog and hamburger conflict is a delusion. The problem is with the buns, and the hot one's in particular.

The concept of war ethics is almost an oxymoron.

How to defend crazy people. Put your foot in your mouth, and then use the other foot to remove your mouth.

Fools and idiots to move mountains today. It's been a life time of confusion, but now we can see how to do it.

I had to give her some water, because I had no more love to give her.

News wonks are also wanking. But why?

They told me to shrug it off, but it was too much bird shit for me.

I don't know what I'm talking about, but Goat is back, and thinks I am grass. NO GOAT!

I was not interested in a game of slip and slide. I just wanted to sit alone and drink a Slurpie.

After taking the abuse I called him an amino acid.

Some liberals enjoy chanting civil rights slogans in front of government buildings, even loudly, and do this while sniffing wine.