Damn Squirrel's ate my nuts again!

I told her to seize the moment, so she grabbed my neck and began pulling me in.

I travel the world and everywhere I go people sit on my face and fart.

I wanted a girlfriend not a demon witch cannibal control freak dictator.

When it comes down to it some westerners think Hamas look kinda sexy. That explains most of our problems. But why?

Finally: Gay Astronauts surround the Moon. New Gameshow!

The big show will be called: Real weirdos who live on hills. And the dudes who said: "We were right all along!"

In my next production we will take academic forehead size as central to the entertainment value. Plus the amount of love we have to offer.

Her demons were awful, and she made bad tasting sandwiches.

Today I am going to deny the existence of HAIRY ARMPITS! I may be crude, even rude, but no such character exists!