Self driving cars that are caring and offer free carebears. Why not?

My new book: COWARDS ROLLING OVER STUFF.

Heliem is my new friend.

Gay marriage should be allowed, that's cool, I am not that conservative.

I am not made of plado, so I don't squeeze well.

I was never too interested in tree hags.

I don't believe that control freaks make better kissers. Unless one hour is your limit.

They went from breaking news, to passing wind, and the odor is better!

Greenland seen floating to the Gulf of America to perform to perfect fit, to relieve that Panama Canal?

Ukraine to perform the banana peeling offensive and it's doing magic.