The letters were sent the wrong, please redirrect them to beanbag.

Europe is tired from bad gas, abandons Russia, and finds a new bride.

Trump to make Greenland Red, appears to be working!

I got the Jesus Plan for 2025!

And with a big smile, she sold our country to china, while forcing everyone wear pink at all times.

He will constantly hold you, adore you, and worship you, but he will be a different person everyday.

The nuts of today can hold onto their coconuts with out fear.

It's time to get hip to reality and act like you can't control it.

Highly determined idiots don't make pizza.

What if God was Jewish? Would that make Israel more awesome?

If something seems impossible and the computers can't understand how it happened, it is polite to say: it's retrocausal.