I never forget someone who craps in my boots.

The reason people like smart people is that idiots only come in a few flavors, one them being shit.

If you paint over vomit on the street it will still smell.

If something fails mostly and epic fails sometimes the odds were never good.

Greed can fuse with any emotion and will be our downfall unless a miracle happens.

America is the best worst country right now.

Those who want love the most, have a closet full of junk, which is all they have to give.

Big losers should get new dice.

In some ways I don't intend to be as helpful this year.

Does anything need to be said when feeling lost and pathetic? Nope.