I don't wed women because they like my vowel sounds.

If chemistry shampoo fails to work, try high tech mind shredder.

Sitting on ass on a soft couch all day is lame for productive and muscular reasons, plus social moments are illusions.

When Jews flee, God strikes.

If someone said "Everyone loves to eat nerds" would you believe them?

When someone saves my life and gives me herpes, I am speechless.

It turns out that foot licker demon's are fictional, but no less real.

Feeding people lies is not the same as offering chocolate chip ice cream fudge sunday. But close!

Speaking English is better than learning aggressive grunting. Try no video games for a while.

I predict a sensible peace in the works, that will soon succeed. No more senseless deaths and inhumanity.

Usually dogs are happy for no reason at all, but cats like me are different.