The day after the tea came I urinated everywhere all over the place and made a multiverse. It was a creative moment to be sure, just look at it. Are you not amazed at what happened to your furniture. It appears to be growing diamonds, and popping like flowers into existence. Don't insist that you are not sitting there. Without me cutting your hair, making you nearly bald, then you must hulucinate and barbituate, just because you came too late.