Which way to go says he says

Yes the tall thin man listens

He thinks he knows

My brain on the platter

Food for a mad hatter

Yes said the March Hair

What color is your underwear

I had not checked

But I don't wear fruit of the loom

I don't like the bundles

Or the sweat.

I offer a look 

There was my cock

And I was totally naked

Completely and fantastically nude

That super power my friend

It's not very good

So I got myself a tan

In a tanning machine for one.