Why pick a form of fungus!

What! said Bill Hole!

Yes in another time

Pick the very best

Leave the rest in the forest

Bill winced

Oh I must politely decline

I am a gentleman

I love good wine

And fine dining

Oh you do!  Said the dear

Shaking its small tale

Why didn't you say so

We have many of those

You can remove your hat

And now your clothes

This will be fun

I'm sure you are happy

Let us be happy!!!!