Intestines rarely show up in romantic films

But ideal lips and foreheads feature kindly

Lips that are not just for speaking role

But lip seeking roles

Like heat seeking torpedo lips

Lips which hunger as they lick

Large luscious lips with lollipops

Women with neon tube tops

Women who knock themselves into aerobics classes

Women who can explain thing

While wearing black spandex

And look at you as if you

Are made from tissue

Or toilet paper

So you ask her to be gentle

Just in case she wipes you!