The democrats had a gay old time, but the rest of us were confused.

So what about Christmas? I just got a wind breaker, but it's working!

From me: Unhinge your heart.

Suddenly woman are wanting toxic men memes again!

Sometimes weirdness isn't enough.

I am okay with the after life because I get: all I can eat pizza and icecream.

It turns out that Moscow is inside Moldavia.

Protection from sea creatures to come to you: By Amazon.

I got lost, then I found Jesus, then I found gifilte fish, now I am lost again.

The letters were sent the wrong, please redirrect them to beanbag.

Europe is tired from bad gas, abandons Russia, and finds a new bride.

Change doesn't mean this: