Your new greed enhancing tooth paste has arrived. Stay hungry!

Apple Sauce was aware of Foot Lickers lurking.

Your dream guy is now oozing wih sores.

Today God will turn your feet into sponge cake, but only for a few seconds.

Travel in itself is very tiring, which is why blood loss and gangreen aren't good.

Bingo Lords to give up on mind control and focus on ripe bannanas.

Extemeley cute creatures to demand love at gunpoint.

Arm pit odors noticed in the Atlantic Ocean Coast Lines, bringing about new seal migration paterns and human mating calls.

Instant karma is too fast.

The problems in England have never been totally secret, because too many secrets can't all be kept.