Crispy Toast will be meeting Apple Sauce for the first time, but will be secret about the whole thing. Apple Sauce says she will spread all over him.

If America fails with it's fictional world we should be concerned. Why not make a specific offer with Disney?

All alone she was all alone, no pulse but her own, in her realm of darkness, dogs bark from ravines, as spirits dwell in vapor trails, on her knees like a woke princess, she yells. She screams for popularity, it seems, but the sounds are silent and nothing is around, and broken dreams on silver screens surround.

Ben Franklin is correct: Fart proudly and those that remain are true friends.

Some democrats are smoking crack and podcasting.

My take is sometimes you should give the benefit the doubt. Putin is complex, so that makes it important not to paint a black and white picture. Try to understand now as the moment that it is.

From Hamas to Fleas. How Israel is facing a new crisis of Biblical Proportions. These aren't normal everyday average fleas but TERRORIST TRAINED DESERT FLEAS OF THE APOCOLYPSE!

Ukraine is nothing to Russia?

He was there, at last! The holy grail in his hands! Oh no, help, stop the madness, broken something smashed, help me, help, and trees collapsed.