Hamas exposed as expert hamburger flippers.

Hitler to return from the dead to hold hand's with today's Neo Nazis!

If free speech is returned to the American people I expect plenty of Americana, but lets show how brilliant and special we really are..humm

United States is not evil, but it has work to do.

Feeling sinful, try new disco inferno, and sweat it off man!

SCOTUS to conduct a Scrotum report.

Women of the democratic party have been leaning right torwards the conservative men. Now why is this?

Bart makes it illegal for men to look at women. Women stop riding bart. Go figure.

Kooks vs Dweebs. Who will win?

I am ready for eager evangelics on shrooms for today!

Curvy sexy women fail to impress space aliens who gather at planetarium.