I am interested in women who have lots of rocks and logs.

Fuzzy liberal wombat creature seen eating tax payer money while soaking his feet.

The democrats have been eating a lot of twinkies in the last four years, while riding donkeys in backward position.

My future ex wife is still concerned about what Ronald Reagan might do.

Local paranoid claims white house is running around trying to get him and congress will take his glass bong pipe.

My new ex girlfriend is ready to lead the resistance with her power yaught and gourmet food. Claims she once had empathy for the poor.

When the power goes more to the states, what happens to the counties?

Corruption is dangerous when it goes too far, because at higher levels it can destroy beyond the criminals understanding.