What do you prefer more: Idiots or stinky arm pits?

Morans vs Idiots! Who do you like most?

If you are better than everyone does that give you the right to kick my head and call me a lower life form?

If we are wed I will let you pet my fart blaster demon girl friend.

I am the most exciting news, but I don't have mint chocolate ice cream.

My b hole is basically a place for rabbits.

I can pop my zits by simply thinking about them.

Dice will determine whether I stay in America or leave.

Death is coming to a galaxy near you!

I am the most tasty hamburger you will ever bite into and I come in soy! I am a very good hamburger. For a small price you can marry me even though I don't like you! From there I am a limited husband. My buns are too big and I emit a cancerous odor.

I am glad you are all done with educated old white guys sounding super smart. I know there is more to life.