I can pop my zits by simply thinking about them.

Dice will determine whether I stay in America or leave.

Death is coming to a galaxy near you!

I am the most tasty hamburger you will ever bite into and I come in soy! I am a very good hamburger. For a small price you can marry me even though I don't like you! From there I am a limited husband. My buns are too big and I emit a cancerous odor.

I am glad you are all done with educated old white guys sounding super smart. I know there is more to life.

Beaurocrats are notoriously lazy!

Shrug this off.

Welcome back, welcome, welcome, you are here to feast upon this, you who are wise know, to come hither, to THIS IS FICTIONS!!!!