While on the road I was stopped by a team of weirdos, and they kept winking and expecting love, but the weirdos got nothing, because I was a dweeb and had superpowers.

Not only do they lack context, they lack meaning, and clothing.

I am a fan of SUPER DUPER HAMBURGERS, now call me a corperate evil genius and give me your French Fries Now!

I'm down with Jesus, go on take away my sins, I'm late for work, do I need to confess, I'm going to be perfect, lay your hands on me, break those chains, thank you, now I got a nine to five.

We are now experiencing the greatest moment in history, a moment you have all been waiting for, the Emperor and Darth Vader are leaving!

Another crazed American lunatic breaking down fences and declaring freedom at last, then leaping for no reason, followed by barfing cheese.

She might be lacking, but hair is golden and her teeth shine from golden cheese.