Mark Twain's new book: Idiots Abroad: How American's went to Asia and learned how to line dance.

The main reason I was a democrat besides my parents was firstly to help those in need, now they help people get transgender surgery and safe spots, I wanted a party that was open minded and what I got was one of the most intolerant close minded groups, where hypocricy was fairly normal. So I switched..

I tell them that the wrongful existence of Isreal is not reason to hate Jews, then tell them there never was a Palistine or Palistinians, and they chant from the river to the sea Palistine will be free, then I show the arrival of Jews from the six million murdered area of Europe to truly Israel, and they chant antifada, antifada and throw baby dolls at me!

This doodle is making my head spin, you doodle so well, so impressed, can you yoddle also?

What do crows think about humans? Why do they go into those places, especially the one that rolls around. They don't think we are very smart, and usually they are idiots.

You know that the job was done, and that it would not have been, because the view that you can't imagine it, but now you know miracles are not incredibly rare, as long as some roll up their sleeves and do it.