Cheese Cake Eaters are welcome everywhere in America.

For better living in America try making triplets.

The twelve very magnificant bald men are back, who also are known for big balls and wide smiles.

Hitler to return for a minute to explain that he was mostly evil, but not pure.

God bless the soul of Peanut the Squirel, and in squirel heaven let it rain nuts.

The Garden of Wonderland is known to grow great cheese burgers, but not brain burgers.

The idiots have been roving about lately near the Garden of Wonderland. It seems as if the place is growing brains.

Bean bag has nine pet poodles.

For those intrigued by gender: Apple sauce is male, and Bean bag is female. They are not in love.

A love of country, a faith in God, and all else comes easy.

Academy of Warfare?