I am not made of plado, so I don't squeeze well.

I was never too interested in tree hags.

I don't believe that control freaks make better kissers. Unless one hour is your limit.

They went from breaking news, to passing wind, and the odor is better!

Greenland seen floating to the Gulf of America to perform to perfect fit, to relieve that Panama Canal?

Ukraine to perform the banana peeling offensive and it's doing magic.

The democrats had a gay old time, but the rest of us were confused.

So what about Christmas? I just got a wind breaker, but it's working!

From me: Unhinge your heart.

Suddenly woman are wanting toxic men memes again!

Sometimes weirdness isn't enough.