I am okay with the after life because I get: all I can eat pizza and icecream.

It turns out that Moscow is inside Moldavia.

Protection from sea creatures to come to you: By Amazon.

I got lost, then I found Jesus, then I found gifilte fish, now I am lost again.

The letters were sent the wrong, please redirrect them to beanbag.

Europe is tired from bad gas, abandons Russia, and finds a new bride.

Trump to make Greenland Red, appears to be working!

I got the Jesus Plan for 2025!

And with a big smile, she sold our country to china, while forcing everyone wear pink at all times.

He will constantly hold you, adore you, and worship you, but he will be a different person everyday.

The nuts of today can hold onto their coconuts with out fear.