If you meet a woman named Creepy Freaky Crone, hand her to Godzilla.

Foolish Ways Tiolet Paper will be your new secret weapon.

Your new greed enhancing tooth paste has arrived. Stay hungry!

Apple Sauce was aware of Foot Lickers lurking.

Your dream guy is now oozing wih sores.

Today God will turn your feet into sponge cake, but only for a few seconds.

Travel in itself is very tiring, which is why blood loss and gangreen aren't good.

Bingo Lords to give up on mind control and focus on ripe bannanas.

Extemeley cute creatures to demand love at gunpoint.

Arm pit odors noticed in the Atlantic Ocean Coast Lines, bringing about new seal migration paterns and human mating calls.