Shut out family and friends and let the internet in!!!

Instead of: Don't stop believing, play: Never stop trolling!

This year make love with the gangster of love and give birth to little thieves.

Russian Klingons to get the glory and steal the crown.

New power sponge can erase all negative thoughts and improve deep states.

Torture those who save the world and be saved from hell!

New tropical idiots for the perfect island adventure experience!

Overcome your sense of failure and defeat with new improved physco pills.

Find the perfect greed and take true happiness.

Avoid funny bunny with two forms of Herpes.

I got licked by a cow girl.