If you look in the mirror and see a giant penis thing, you need a therapist soon.

Husbands with out wives can be seen hanging from Christmas Trees. Wives can now grab their prize!

I still think Joe Biden is kinda cool, and helped keep us kinda cool for four years. High five!

Those who celebrate virtue are often hiding something.

Looks like the fart blaster demons are losing.

What is so dark and evil about some people. It is sin, I am sure of that. Too much of the wrong kind.

Any country can choose to adopt me now.

As people get wiser sometimes by the internet, those that boldly try to dupe them get boycotted, including the democrats.

Lately I have made friends with some crows, maybe 10 or so. They are nice birds and I will recomend them now. Don't yell and speak in a kind way you might to a child. Don't approach them unless to walk around them. Most gestures they make are indeed social, including caws.

I actually believe that some criminals "go all the way out" in the belief that the payoff will not only be greater, but they are less likely to get caught.